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We appreciate your feedback. May 7, ISBN: Carla chickmae recently posted Sooke baby! Let me tell you something dude, if You got Jenny a 5 foot cock for you guys 15 year anniversary she would lock her self in her room and punch shit. Right now Victor I am pretty upset with your reaction, which is bad timing on your part considering our local 60 year goofy putt putt golf place just went out of business and they have shit tons of crazy huge things for sale.

You better get in line man. ThePeachy1 recently posted Tell it Tuesday- Not even advice. Move the 5 foot cock into the bathroom and hang the pink towels on it. ThePittsofBeingPeachy recently posted I got honked- won 20 and no nuts were tazered. Jenny asked me to drop by and tell you that she misses you.

That second photo just made my day. Jess recently posted On RVs. My eyes are full of tears right now, from the hysterical laughter. That photo of the chicken on the doorstep is pure platinum awesomeness. And the thought of a rooster named Beyonce is even more hilarious. I had no idea you could buy a gay metal rooster that will cut you. I think you have a very grand entry way to your house. Not only is she an awesome conversation starter, she will scare away any and all solicitors you might get. Also, Victor still owes me a better reaction.

And I will collect. Oh yes I will. Your cock is colorful and beautiful! Jocelyn recently posted Thank you. This is, quite possibly, the most hilarious story involving Victor yet. So, congratulations — you now have like 15 new readers. A rooster, not a chicken, right?

Who can say No to Beyonce?? Victor probably has a case of cock envy. Chibi Jeebs recently posted On body acceptance. You could position Beyonce outside your bathroom door and she could hold towels for you. Victor is a very lucky guy. Either that or he is highly medicated. And Some Google search terms.

Did someone already say how this is a classic example of life imitating art? Or art imitating art?

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I really need to stop reading these at work! Kimberly J recently posted Happy Fathers Day! You need a tin sign that reads the sentiment. Eric recently posted Washington DC. I need a Chicken like that! I totally have to go to Ross or those other discount places and find a chicken like this. My neighbors would HATE it and it would be awesome and win my neighborhood.

Holy mother, this made my cry, it was that hysterical. When he fell in the store you should have demanded a discount because he was dented. Just like the old ladies with cans who always get in line in front of me. Mustache recently posted His Name is Sammy Sosa. Betty Fokker recently posted Of facts and death threats.

I imagine a giant metal chicken at your door is a small step down from a decapitated horse head in your bed. Andie recently posted I just had the puberty talk and the sex talk at one time and now I need a drink- thanks. Snarky should consider himself lucky that I mostly shop online, for clothes and shoes.

Honestly I think you should just keep it at the front door like that. If only it was solar powered and lit up after dark then that would be like the best present ever. I am so excited to know that chickens are the 15th anniversary gift. And not some lame-ass towels. The chicken fund saving has begun — three full years until my own 5 foot Beyonce.

No, not a beyonce named Guy! You know what I mean. And when I start doing standup again real soon so get your tickets now! I swear I am. Jami recently posted Sharing is caring. You know, I was thinking about the James Garfield postcard project to raise money to subsidize the cost of James Garfield and I think the Knock Knock Motherfucker picture would make for an excellent line of anniversary greeting cards.

Just think of all the things you can do to this chicken such as hang plastic neon eggs from it at Easter and wrap it in lights at Christmas. Awesome anniversary gift, Jenny! Amy recently posted Im so strange even my bike needs a special pump. Rebecca recently posted Bright Moments with Becca-. So I just spent two whole minutes trying to figure out where the bottom half of your body was in the pic of you hugging the giant cock, er, chicken.

And that’s why you should learn to pick your battles.

Because I need glasses, apparently. Moral of the story: I have the checkmate I need to win all arguments with my husband now. Penbleth recently posted Longest day- minus 21 years. I think you should drape one of the towels around Beyonce. Then leave the she-cock in the bathroom when Victor is in the shower.

Sarah recently posted Strange Days. I, for one, would like some greeting cards with that giant metal chicken at the front door photo on them, and blank inside.

Many sentiments can be expressed via that photo: You say I never come visit, but you should be careful what you wish for; Surprise! Victor, as usual, is possessed of an appalling lack of imagination, but then couples are supposed to be complementary, so maybe he just needs to appreciate how much money Beyonce will bring in. Jennifer recently posted Cloth diapers do not make me a better person than you. I have tweeted at you, and you followed me back so I felt like a celebrity for a few minutes one night.

The only thing that would make it better is if I had been there in person. Keep up the good work, and Happy Anniversary! Now I want a 5-foot metal chicken, dammit! Xander could use a little surprise to come home to. Kella recently posted If I love you- I will shrink you into yarny miniatures of yourself…. I love you so much. I can not stop laughing. You totally made my day. I want to be your neighbor, and your best friend — no both. Will you be my neighbor?

And now I want that chicken! Kristi Stone recently posted Love to Dress Zulily. Oh… I forgot, where can I buy one!?!?!? This was the last post that I read last night. It is so memorable. I had to post it on all of my social networking sites, to share the love. Thank you Jenny for making a crappy week so much better. I wish I was in Texas to experience to the joy of shopping with you and Laura. Oh the fun we could have…. I desperately need a giant rooster now…. OK, let me get this straight. Victor wanted you wet and dirty or at least not dried and clean so you went off and bought a huge metal cock?

AND it can sing! Victor should be happy you showed some restraint. And now that the demand for 5 foot metal chickens is inevitably going to skyrocket due to this post, he is probably worth more than you paid for him. SO it was like an investment. ADDGirl recently posted Oven roasted veggies- recipe tuesday. I bought a giant chicken at Pecan Street last fall and had to walk back to our booth with it. Still a drunk asshole slammed right into me and down I went onto 6th street with a giant chicken right on top of me. Bodaciousboomer recently posted If you really believe- then why is this so hard.

That was friggin hilarious. Although that might be easier if it were not 5 feet and weighing in at, say, a decent amount of pounds? And to think that I got rid of my big, metal chicken just before my 15th anniversary! Walking away from them was one of the hardest moments of my life. This might be my favorite bloggess story ever. Cindy recently posted Happy Fathers Day. What a great way to make some extra scratch pun intended. You can post flyers advertising a private in house Beyonce concert and sell tickets.

Download songs sung by chickens they exist and when people get there you can play the chicken music. I would totally go! Victor is surprisingly hard to rattle because he has a wildebeest head on his wall and some other weird animals and his father-in-law is a taxidermist. This is the kind of behavior that tells me you have a failing marriage or at least are headed for one. If your husband was being unreasonable, then you communicate and let it go, putting the ball in his court.

You should have given him time to think about it, even if that meant a few weeks of going without your towels. If I were you, I would consider some marriage counseling, focusing on healthy communication and problem resolution and compromise. I feel like at some point your response to Victor should have been: My sister sent this to me knowing full well my 9th anniversary is tomorrow. I would love nothing more than to give that to my husband! I very rarely crack up by myself in front of my computer… But this did it. Your actions were childish, cowardly and wasteful.

All you husband wanted was for you to do what he told you, how fucking hard is it for women to honor their men anymore? Oh yeh, go buy a damn chicken made of scrap metal and put it in his face to purposely piss him off. I, too, want a big metal rooster….. I am dying with laughter now. Mandie recently posted 1 Mandie. I was having a bad day and then I came across this post and my day suddenly got so much better.

I needed this laughter and whimsy. I…there…there are so many puns. Tears, down my face. Where have you been all my life, anyway? All the single ladies All the single ladies All the single ladies All the single ladies All the single ladies All the single ladies All the single ladies Now put your hands up. This was SO funny! I just came across your blog and I am laughing so hard at this post. I need a giant chicken on-hand just so I can pull it out when necessary! I need a giant cock in my life. And yes, you can read an insult into that. Evin Cooper recently posted Guest Post and Giveaway!

You need to move him into the bedroom so that victor wakes up to the giant chicken staring him in the eyes. Plus Beyonce has a pink neck. Wow, Victor…way to be Captain Funsucker. And, to Charlie Red….. Sort of makes me wanna get married again! Also, from now on maybe Victor should only be allowed to use the hot pick beach towels? Marriages need more humor like yours!! Hope your hubby can see the joke soon!! Wow what the hell is wrong with Charlie Red? I never understand the impulse to work up the vitrol to attach a blogger about a persona story.

No one here wants to ready your comment- assmunch. Seriously, if you ever want to get rid of Beyonce, I will gladly take her. I named him Shakespeare. In my house, only the really big ones get names. You know what I just as much as your posts? Except the Debbie Nathan Downers which thankfully are few. Scottsdale Girl recently posted Please register to view this blog…. I just laughed so hard I cried.

That really did help. Dying over here I am laughing so hard. I just celebrated my sweet 16 with mr. There is a lot to it. I need that chicken. Or to have you for a neighbor so I can pay it some visits now and then. Well the question to ask yourself now is do you want to spend your future with your chicken or your husband.

Because every day he looks at it, it will fester into something that some day nobody will be able to laugh off. Where do I plan to go from here? I do feel for Victor, but after 15 years he really ought to know what this ride is all about. Just absolutely love this!

Crap, my tenth anniversary is coming up in August. What the hell do I do now? A three foot papier mache pig? Bloggess, you make the anniversary gift giving standards wayyyyyy to high. Frumptastic recently posted The Suitable Alternative to a Suit. I just snorted when I read the caption underneath the picture of the chicken at the front door. Wendy recently posted Mexico City Style Tacos. The chicken is by far more awesome. That chicken has Homegoods purchase written all over it.

I have a paper mache giraffe that would go perfectly with it. I still have them in my car. This is absolutely hilarious!! How did I not know about your blog before this day…I cannot tell you the last time I laughed this hard and boy did I really need that today. My neighbor and I love these sorts of adventures. We would like to know you and Laura and buy you both a drink! Maybe you will get some towels for your birthday? This is the best blog post I have ever ever read in my life!!!

Suebob recently posted 50 for 50 Day Seed Savers Exchange. Now the chicken is an officially tax-deductible chicken. I have been giggling for ten solid minutes. This cock has so many hilarious possibilities! Also awesome—how many people think this chicken is going to end your marriage. Beyonce would make such a great playground toy. Except for the sharp edges. Beyonce would make such a great playground toy for obnoxious children.

Molly recently posted Non-Passive Passive Aggression. This is the best story EVER. Thank you so much for buying the chicken. Thank you and thank you! This post just keeps on giving. Thanks to you, Jenny, I now have a proper response to people who want to know why I divorced my ex-husband. Andrea recently posted Finding My Voice. This is too epic for words. I could only hope to get such an epic opportunity for revenge. This story had me crying over my computer!

I loved every minute of it! Queenofspain on twitter was talking about it with her hubby aaronvest I can only imagine how that conversation was going. This was hilarious and I swear I would keep that 5 foot chicken and I would move it around every week! Anne recently posted Ready Or Not. Neeroc recently posted How much change is too much. Why did the chicken cross the road? To fester into something that some day nobody will be able to laugh off. And now you have a new fan. Simply because, after seeing the chicken at the door, I almost peed just a little.

I think your blog went offline for a while because I sent the link to thousands of people who really, really need a laugh. My husband is in love with you now. He and I both want a giant chicken in our yard because of you. And tell victor that towels require constant washing and drying, giant chicken does not. And the chicken can cut strangers. That baby is totally paying for itself. So after reading this, I honestly think the chicken paid for itself and then some just by the reaction and what happened in the store… I laughed and laughed and am still laughing by it all. I needed that greatly so thank you for sharing… I love it….

Howie fucking hard is it for women to honor their men anymore? Thanks for the good laugh….. Holly recently posted Week by numbers- First week of summer. This is a serious place, and to my surprise, they find my cubicle giggles and attempts to conceal my mirth a bit distracting. This reminds me of that old parable, a cock at the door is better than one in the bushes. I might have that wrong. You sound like how my sister and I act in a store with a giant chicken. We did something similar but with a giant can of sausage gravy from the dollar store. My parents were not thrilled with the 5 year joke of giving each other the can as a present for holidays.

Well I think my mom saw the humor. Nikki recently posted My new fav book on running Lots of good info! Nathan, , Blank and Charlie Red are bitter, bitter asshats. I personally think they have a case of chicken envy. SarcasminAction recently posted Blogger Face off Round 7.

Man, I wish I was this cool. Always Winning the Booby Prize recently posted Sometimes it pays to be a good friend- other times they just throw anal sex in your face. This is why divorces happen. Our economy is in the dumps because of people like her. I AM obeying my husband by purchasing two red rollerskate statues — both left feet. I just did a chiLcken spit-take. Not a cock one. That would be dirty.

Sidney recently posted BlogShorts - Day Iit appears that … aka…some little Mr. Cranky Troll woke up on the wrong side of the marriage bed this morning! You named a chicken Beyonce? That is truly great. Not that that happened to me or anything… And now that giant Mexican planter is filled with weeds.

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Florida Keys Girl recently posted Swankey Palooza. Nenette recently posted Coconut Natural Deodorant. My husband loathes my visits to Home Goods. You have me in tears over here, the kids are asking questions…. Reading your responses to them pretty much made me fall in love with you. You are simply the most awesome person in the world. Lisa recently posted A weekend of chilling with the future bosses- part deux. Wifey recently posted Fruity Blondes. Victor was probably wrong with the tone he set when you left, but your reaction was also pretty juvenile.

I doubt you would even contest that statement. I actually think the chicken is pretty hilarious looking. His reaction to seeing the big dumb thing on the doorstep would probably have been great. But I think you have to get rid of the chicken. Someone above implied that it will just serve as a reminder of negative feelings every time Victor looks at it. And, in the end, you both should get to the root problem.

Komen, Breast Cancer research. Victor enjoys my sense of humor even when he wants to strangle me, and vice-versa. He actually thought this post was funny and spent most of the day on the phone with my host company trying to get it back online when the server went down. This is actually my job, so technically Beyonce is probably tax deductable and counts as work supplies.

But, as you are probably new here I will share that I actually do a great deal of charity work here on this blog, and on a twitter account dedicated solely to helping others thegoodbloggess. My last silly expenditure which Victor also was initially not pleased with was a giant boar head. You can read about it on the Washington Post. It was a slow week, obviously. Ridiculous chickens and silly laughter are worthwhile and are nothing I would ever apologize for.

My goal in life is to make people laugh. Which is not usually funny. Unless it includes giant metal chickens. Now, back to random silliness…. Katherina Zephyr Runs recently posted Love for the Diva. I am crying at my desk with laughter. And Too hot for words.

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And who knew giant metal chickens were so controversial. Holy shit you are freaking hilarious. Be my friend, please. Laura recently posted Amsterdamned. Actually, my neighbor has two enormous plastic chicken heads in his yard! I think they are over 5 feet tall, too! Not sure why they are there or where they came from a restaurant? And we are not in Texas! Like a Giant Chicken. I aspire to be as awesomely able to communicate as you my dear interweb friend. Shelley recently posted Welcome.

I saw this and thought you should know. Rachel recently posted Who wants to drive a Dodge Lady-parts truck. I considered not commenting, because I would just be reiterating just how friggin hilarious this was. Perhaps now Victor will think twice about fighting with you about something so benign as bath towels! Cheryl recently posted Dandelion. I think of these kinds of things often, and then chicken out.

You make my dreams come true in this regard. It is every bit as fantastic as I imagine. Therese recently posted Sunday Picture. OMG — that was the funniest thing I have read in a loooong time! Thanks for making my day! I am full of admiration of you. He is sooo doomed. Hopefully he comes around so he can appreciate your twistedness again. Imagine thinking that women should obey what men tell them to do. I would love to see the world through your eyes. And when the owner came in and I was laughing so hard tears were streaming down my face….

Thankfully, she read your blog post too and laughed with me. Thank you so much for helping me laugh out loud and indirectly managing to keep me employed. My mother always told me to pick my battles, but she was never very specific as to how to go about them, this is a perfect example. This is the best example of Internet debate I have ever seen. Thank you both for taking a moment to put aside whatever knee jerk reaction you may have had and actually communicate what you think in a way that is not hateful, and for actually listening to what others say.

That was bloody hilarious! Seriously, the most awesome thing EVER! You need to start a service where you charge people to put the giant, metal cock on their door step to surprise their housemates. Katie recently posted Working Out Again. I may or may not have rescued a 4 foot tall black jaguar hand-painted piggy bank from the garbage room in my apartment building a few years ago.

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I also may or may not have placed it in the living room I shared with my often cranky roomate. It never got old. And then one day she had company over and I relented and let her move him to the porch in the middle of a windstorm. This post is fantastic! My husband laughed so hard at it that he startled our cat.

Although if my tiny yard ends up with a giant, metal, chicken, it will be because of you. Though I pity anybody who thinks a giant metal chicken could cause a divorce. So by that rule, your marrage may last forever. I want send her a Bible, John 8: I just read it again, and guffawed again! Haha, it takes me back to a time my sister and I would shop at our favorite pottery place. A sense of humor is wonderful. Using it as a tool to mock your partner? It was also wonderful to read your response to the polite detractor I may have asked this before, but does Victor have a single brother?

One who likes crazy blonds? Doreen recently posted Happy Fathers Day. So who does that leave to post hateful comments? The open minded love it, the closed minded love it. Is that who is being so hateful? My wife came back from a trip with a pound concrete life-size deer that took 6 men and a hernia to move to our back yard. Every once in a while one of the dogs notices it nestled amongst the yews and growls at it. I would have loved the metal chicken, especially after he rang the doorbell. We NEED new towels! Even hot pink ones.

This is the first time I have read your blog and I am bookmarking it.. Sheridan recently posted It has been quite an enjoyable trip. Kristin recently posted Fathers day post- remembering my dad. You my dear are the most awesome thing on the internet. A friend shared this with me and I have never laughed so hard!! I love the chicken!

You know, I probably should have been more tollerant with my Ex. Could have been a lot worse. I have laughed so much at this tonight, thank you! I wish I had read this at the beginning of the day so my entire day would have been awesome.

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Elisa recently posted Fahzers. Thank you so much for the laugh! I feel so left out. No one is ever offended over my giant cock enough to complain on my blog about it. And I so wanted complete strangers with absolutely no grasp of context to pick meaningless fights with me about blocking comments when all of their comments are blocked. I found this to be petty, immature, and inane. Obviously there is a sense of entitlement going on if you value your stuff more than you value your relationship with the people around you. It was not funny.

It was wastefully and pointless. I used to be married to someone like Victor and thought things like the chicken were hilarious. I have been having a crappy, fight with medical facilities kind of day and you made me laugh for the first time. But you know what? And have a 3 foot penis pinata ring our doorbell.

And … Bless your heart. Gently pats your head, then patronizingly rubs your cheek. We have a truck, my tetanus shot is current, and I have a decent pair of running shoes that will be put to great use running from the doorbell chime. If the giant metal chickens run short, we can hire someone to catch live, wild chickens and deliver them in boxes of say — 40?

And by the way, my husband laughed and agreed that this is something I would easily do. Janeen recently posted Dignity Authority Dollars. Thank you for this story. My understanding was that a hen was a female chicken, but YouDee is clearly male-identified, and is referred to using male pronouns. People who have money to burn, resources, and time are the ones who will enjoy this and maybe find the humor somewhere.

I am sure that in 10 years we will find this funny, but now, it just seems wasteful. You see, a few weeks ago I really really wanted to purchase a 3 foot tall pink penis pinata…. I said, how do you know that unless we get one? It might become indispensable. I need a big ass metal rooster to put in my front yard and dress in a Superman cape so I can keep up with my hillbilly Joneses neighbors.

Can you picture a big old metal rooster getting his Jesus Cape on in my front yard? Also, does anybody else find themselves trying really hard to click Like for Third — comedy is her job, therefore giant chickens are a business expense Seriously? I need a jOb like that. And Jenny also uses her powers for good and organized one o the most amaIng charity events I have ever witnessed or participated in.

Rock on, Jenny, rock on. Ahhhh…lighten up baby, I am in love with you! That was too damn funny as well! Love, love, love it! My Anniversary is in august how the fuck am i supposed to top that? Sounds like we are married to the same man!!!! Lindsey recently posted Something Old- Something New. This blog post made me laugh harder than I have in a really long time. Diana recently posted Stop Growing up All Ready! The only thing that could possibly rival this ….. And then, once and for all, we could answer the question of which came first.

Obviously it was the chicken. Thank you for this. Who knew a picture of a giant metal chicken named Beyonce standing menacingly at your front door was exactly what I needed to see? The ZB recently posted Nice little surprises. Laura recently posted Baked Mac n Cheese. I simply MUST know where you procured this enormous fowl!!!

Having a crap day at work and you suceeded in making me snort into my coffee — Thank you. If Victor will pitch in the cash you can ship it to OZ and Beyonce can live with me in the Crab Shack by the beach, it would be like his retirement. I promise to send Victor picture of Beyonces new life.

I cannot thank you enough for this post and the joy that it has brought to my day. As a result of the ensuing IM conversation she is compelled to buy a tiny chicken and put it somewhere prominent in her house. Thanks for letting us share this. TEARS from laughing so hard. That is so great. Kate recently posted I knew in a moment. I just shared this on facebook I was laughing so hard. It totally sounds like something I would do! Allison recently posted Day of the Fathers. This is so funny and reminds me of my husband.

Nobody recently posted Meh. This is the most hilarious piece I have ever read…. His head might actually explode if you do, thought. When you rang the door and ran, leaving the chicken, AND had a photo, I snorted coffee out of my nose. Happy metal chicken anniversary!!! I tell my boyfriend almost every day that reading your blog is looking into the future of our relationship. What kind of childish retard ARE you? That is one of the funniest things I have read in a long time. My husband would be ecstatic.

Suniverse recently posted Not as erudite as I thought. My husband the whole time looking at me like I have finally gone round the bend so to speak. I will definitely be on the look out for a 5 ft animal of some variety though. He should totally count his blessings. You COULD have come home with several gallons of Pepto-Bismol pink paint to redecorate the bathroom, since you now need it to coordinate with pink beach towels. Rachael recently posted What Happened to His Pants! This was truly hilarious, as per usual.

I love how you owned the humorless visitors. That type of grammar kills me. Thanks for sharing with us all. By the time I was finished reading this, I had tears streaming down my face as I laughed hysterically. This, in turn, caused my husband, my son and my dog to come rushing into the office to find out if I was okay. Thank you so much for sharing this hilarious and yet, poignant story about how we, as women, can get around just about any directive our husbands give to us. Oh my God, I think you killed me.

I laughed so hard that I fell of the couch and hit my head. My brain is probably swelling right now and I will be dead in a couple of hours, but it was totally worth it. And who linked this post to the self-help forum of people with sticks up their asses? Or is it the same humor-challenged person posting all over again? Dude, whoever you are, go somewhere else. Including the two of us. Props to you Jenny! That has to be the funniest thing I have seen in a long time.

First time visitor to your blog, brought by a link on Facebook. Thanks so much for making my day! I sent this to my husband with a note about how lucky he is — he laughed like hell. My husband is still using towels we got for our wedding in I have moved on to new ones, but not he. Guys must have a thing about towels. On the main drag in Kerrville, I saw a place that sells the 3-D giant Texas stars that can pose in your front yard. You need one to match the chicken.

What, are you in a subdivision with rules against putting chickens in the front yard? You could decorate it for every holiday. I used to have a neighbor with a cement goose on her doorstep that had a new costume for every occasion. More creative family fun embodied in a metal chicken. Amy recently posted Down to the Wire. I know, I am one of them.

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If there is a negative opinion regarding your antics, then those who are so free with thier meanness should follow there own therapeutic advice and wash thier own windows before they peer into yours. I love what you post. And I love how you unselfishly share the humor, connections and relationships of your personal life with us. You are brilliant, and fun and an individual and I shudder to think that the uninvited mean spiritedness would bring you anything but a tongue in cheek reason to keep us all laughing all the more.

I am laughing so hard I have tears running down my face and my husband is looking at me like I am crazy. I could so see me doing this. Hell I probably have. All because of Beyonce. Keep brightening the world one blog entry at a time! Please, please go to some anger management classes. Nathan, blank, all the obviously oblivious hate trolls are the same person.

Semantic and syntactic analysis are concise methods for determining authorship. This is the funniest thing I have ever read. And here I thought there would never be a way I would actually love Beyonce! I laughed my large ass off. No one is home right now, but I literally sat on my couch reading this with tears in my eyes! Thank you for making my day, month and year!!!

Did you know that your 16th anniversary is, in fact, towels with giant chickens printed on them? It is incredibly convenient, really. And you need to come visit San Antonio. My friends and I would welcome you with open wings. OMG…pure genius once again. I have to say, I was reading this while sitting on the couch and the hubz is trying to watch The Voice. I cracked up laughing…almost to tears…and got a look like I have 3 horns sticking out of my head.

Of course he loves the new view from his only window. We need a pic of said view! Ok, totally cannot stop laughing now!!! I would just like to congratulate you on the 16th anniversary of my efforts on trying to comment today. Tony Hunt recently posted Just a little funny. Laughed so hard — and that was before I saw the photos of Beyonce, the 5 ft chicken — hilarious! Victor is a very lucky man!

I am totally forwarding this to my husband as a warning. Lori B recently posted Its a House Party! Anyway, I randomly came across this http: I have read it 10 times today!